Note: I found this on Erik’s computer after his passing. I wanted to share it with you.
The Wound Care Clinic – A Musical
or
Dr. Poppins
Enter
Dr. White Coat Ken claims “I’ll heal your chronic wound!”
And Pretty Nurse Mary coos “I’ll care for your nasty boo-boo!”
Chorus:
Normo-hyper-granulosa-IV-morphogenesis
Even though the sound of it may make one hypertensive
If you say it loud enough you may get apprehensive
Superhypergranulosa IV morphogensis
(compare: Super/cali/fragil/istik x.p. /ala/dosh/ious)
Chorus:
And you can even say it backwards:
PenetratingDOAshocktraumafranknecrosis
(Penetrating-DOA-shock-trauma-frank-necrosis)
(compare: doshousalyxplistikfragicalirumpus)